HIJACKIN' THE DIGITAL AIRWAVES!

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SEASON 2: After a BRIEF respite over winter break, I hit the airwaves with an UPGRADED HIJACKER! Err, formally dubbed "The DigiBooper Uniform Resource Locator Commandeering Module Beta"(Jeez, whatta MOUTHFUL!) by my buddy Virgil. Around this time, The Hijac- err, "DigiBooper", started makin' all these sample collage bumpers on it's own! I thought it was pretty GROOVY, so I started makin' my own! Anywho, around this time, I started goin' to NITE SKOOL at Miami U to study BIZNIZZ under the ENIGMATIC Professor Flyers! Even then, those DJs at Redhawk Radio were STILL terrified-a 'ol TeckHead! ANYWHO! I guess I did such a GOOD JOB with all the BIZZNIZZ stuff that Prof. Flyers let me come with him to JAPAN! If ya read my BLOG, then ya probably know how all THAT turned out... all the while, I put Odbal in charge-a the SUPER SHOW. BIG MISTAKE! That BATSHIT bone went so MAD with POWAH that Virgil locked him in a BOX! What followed was a pretty DECENT show from Virgil! I might have him do some more DJ'in' sometime... anywho, I got back from Japan 'n finished the semester with a SUPRISE DEBUT-a RATTLESNAKE! Well... until the Hijacker turned SENTIENT 'n tried to HIJACK MY OWN BRAIN-DRIVE! Virgil QUICKLY put an end to all that...

SEASON 1: I’m on-a RedHawk Radio! Well… ya see, when I was up slummin’ it at Miami University peddlin’ my ZINES, I caught wind of-a college RADIO STATION! Now, I’d been wantin’ to take to the airwaves for a WHILE now, but I never really had the money or equipment for it… besides, Cassetta HATES radio! You wouldn’t BELIEVE how STOKED I was to finally get the opportunity to PUMP UP THE VOLUME! I sauntered on up to Williams Hall, the RedHawk Radio HQ, ‘n was met with SCREAMIN’! So… I went home, cybernetic tail between my metal legs, until it HIT ME! Virgil’s a GENIUS! He could probably HACK the station! I went straight to his pad ‘n told him the PLAN! In a few short days he whipped up the HIJACK CODE ‘n it was OFF TO THE RACES! We picked a good time to STRIKE, ‘n well, the rest is HISTORY! Just… don’t tell my wife!